Thursday, January 13, 2011


I can't wait for your arrival on Friday. I have a long overdue hug to give.


some people are _________. get over it!

I’m punk… So I must be a rebel.

I’m Asian… So I must like maths.

I dye my hair crazy colours… So I must be looking for attention.

I’m a lesbian… So I must have a crush on every single girl I see.

I have a lot of girl friends… So I must be fucking every single one of them.

I smile a lot… So I must have the perfect life.

I listen to reggae… So I must be a stoner.

My opinion matters… So I must be a bitch.

I like to help out… So I must be a suck up.

I’m Black… So I must be ghetto.

I’m bisexual… So I must get around.

I’m Chinese… So I must have loved money.

I’m Mexican… So I must be low class.

I cut myself… So I must be emo.

I laugh a lot… So I cannot be depressed.

I like spending my days at home… So I don’t have any friends.

I’m gay… So I must be bullied.

I’m not popular… So I must be a loser.

I’m quiet… Something bad must have happened to me.

I get good grades… So I must have no life.